#NowPlaying So Much Wine, Merry Christmas by Andrew Bird

thenerdsaurus:

Gina Rodriguez

teamfortress64:

some people are so cute. like wtf where did you get the cheat code for that

captain-liddy:

moment of silence for all the gay moments you had before you knew you were gay

phuckindope:

zerosuit:

I love being clean and smelling nice. “Mmm you smell good” is my favorite compliment

Facts

merswine:

jreeths:

grantgills:

Like I don’t know what else you people need

White men to not be the political power majority.

Where was this when all the white boys on my fb were offended that I said I was more likely to die at the hands of a white boy than anyone else

egberts:

cat3277:

egberts:

how do i manage to spend 60 hours a day on this website

theres only 24 hours in one day

69u:

im rotting its fine

thesnobbyartsyblog:

Yeah they wanted to cancel them after this.

devilinsequins:

commandercoriandersalamander:

Did you know some people stop being tired? Like, they enjoy a cup of coffee and then go on with their day, feeling awake and functional? They don’t feel exhausted all day long? Like that’s so weird, what’s up with that.

source?

me

snorlaxatives:

not to sound dramatic but the scholastic book fair in elementary school is the most pure and genuinely happy place i’ve ever experienced in my life